Well, At Least There’s Toilet Paper…Or Is That My Sandwich?

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“We absolutely love our new home!!! We park our cars in the guest bathroom, eat dinner in the hall closet, and take showers in the refrigerator. Upstairs is downstairs, the basement is in the attic, and our kids sleep in the fireplace! Now THIS is living and we never could have ‘imagined’ it any other way!!!”  – Noah Never

 

For the creatively degenerate, like me, trying to decipher two dimensional floor plans leaves me questioning how I ever made it out of the second grade. Solid shades, cross-hatches, dashes, half-moons, circles, and squares; where does it all end? I can’t count how many times I’ve had new home builders hand me a basic floor plan only to watch me smile and nod in approval while holding it upside down. And, while we are on the subject, you can forget about letting me tour an unfinished home because I guarantee you I will be measuring the laundry room to make sure my king size bed will fit.

 

You see, I have a problem. I live in a multidimensional world, I need to see things in a multidimensional way, and you’re giving me a geometry test! I hate to break it to you, but it’s not going to work. Let’s be realistic, shall we? I have money and I want to give it to you. Simple enough right? If I am willing to invest hundreds of thousands of dollars in your company, why not show me what my future home will look like in the most authentic way possible? Don’t let me walk away because there’s no food on the shelf above the toilet in the pantry…

 

Justice Virtual Design – the only way to go. Trust me.

 

Beau J. Kelthon

 

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